Swine Flu 101

Step 1:  Pack a kit like this:



Step 2:  Don your mask.  Masks may impair ones ability to use a straw.


Step 3:  Someone sneezes?  Check them for fever!


Step 4:  When going home, make sure to pass your health exam:


Step 5:  Go through the heat sensing cameras and don't turn red.  The people in white coats will stamp your card if you are yellowish-blue:

1 comment:

Unknown said...

You're pretty funny baby. Your five step program worked great considering no one got sick. As long as momtezumas revenge doesn't count then I was fine!